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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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ATTENTION!

sporesgalaxy:

anarchist-mariner:

gossiping-about-dead-ppl:

evilvillain123456789:

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

I have bad news :(

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420technoblazeit:

assign a pokemon type to prev

fire

water

grass

electric

ice

psychic

dark

poison

ghost

steel

fairy

other

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mx-mouse:

iamalivenow:

this ended exactly the way i expected it to

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melon-official:

melon-official:

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

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aisterion:

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn’t on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

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todorokitops:

alex51324:

fearthefuzzybear:

ALT

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

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king-snoopy:

Here… hold this

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roundo:

How would you realistically rate yourself on attractiveness, with a 5 being a world average?

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

0

See Results

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brightlotusmoon:

eggshellsareneat:

Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it’s a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all–the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it’s immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs–nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There’s a specific chain of reblogs that I’d like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

ALT

99% percent of the people who have seen the post–virtually unchanged from how it left my dash–have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That’s insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they’re part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

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call-it-aesthetic:

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ad-wills:

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nerdygaymormon:

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dasstanzy:

ALT

Asher managed to get banished to the Tomb-Colonies immediately after a party.

POV: You’re the once-dashing Smuggler, your partner is in town, and the rumors about why they’ve been banished again have preceded them.

felixcloud6288:

darthsuki:

darthsuki:

Thank you to all the people who agree that having to viscerally reject a feature once a week is a part of tumblr culture we can all get behind (and loathe)

I’m just gonna schedule this every week to remind myself to snooze Live.

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